Monday, May 26, 2008

Debut.


"Bruce is loaded with both tools and skills. He's a fantastic hitter who is seemingly incapable of light contact, projecting as a .300+ hitter who approaches 100 extra-base hits annually. He has average to slightly-above speed and has proven to be surprisingly capable in center field, while also showcasing a strong arm. He supplements his natural abilities with strong makeup and an outstanding work ethic. Perfect World Projection: A perennial All-Star and MVP candidate. A true superstar in the mold of a healthy Larry Walker."

Welcome to the Majors, Jay.

4 comments:

Alex said...

looks like a bust to me

Unknown said...

:)

Shakes said...

call me when he is as good as sebastian telfair

Alex said...

call me next time you want to trade randy moss for a second tight end